People Who Annoy the Hell Out of Me

a rant on annoying people.

oh come on! this is obviously a nonsensical post. if you can't stand bullshit (or me) go somewhere else for some straight up politically correct stuff!

boooo.

oh hey. you're still here. congrats. you're one step up my "Nice" list. =D

you may have already noticed by now, if you're been following my blog, that i LOVE to make lists. like "why i would make a lousy wife", "the bus stop theory." what? never heard of those posts? well fuck you. teehee, not really. wouldn't wanna fuck around with people who don't read my stuff =D

anyways. ahoy, let's get back to the topic, yeah shall we?

Top 3 Types of People Who Annoy the Hell Out of Me

wait, before i start with the post, please don't take any of my bullshit to heart. yes, i do mean some (most) of what i write but still, no point being offended by things that are not directed to you unless you're really that sofuckingannoying, yeah?

1) the Human Squirrels

i see myself as an aspiring feminist so it disheartens me when i have to speak foully of the people of my own gender. a minority of girls, who happened to be in the same classes as me this trimester, has a very unique way of talking. kind of like Alvin & the Chipmunks but minus the adorable..... NO, i don't mean to offend anyone by saying that people with this type of speaking voice need to get their voice box checked... i'm just saying they annoy the bejeezus out of me!

so, there i was minding my own business in class, day dreaming about an imaginary korean boyfriend when this girl behind me started talking to her friend. in chinese. "you knowhehehehheee...kekkekee...iyouweshehetheykikikikikikikiki..." sorta like speaking between squeaks. lol. it was interesting, really. to see the way the girl talked. it's like she didn't need to breathe. it's like if she opens her mouth to sing, she'll sound like a ... a... i don't know... a mosquito?! the most amazing thing was that her friend actually understood what she was saying... or she was just faking the nod. whatever it was, i was so tempted to turn around and yell to her face, "SPEAK HUMAN"... come on, don't give me all that my-voice-is-naturally-cute-like-this... BULL... look, i do know a handful of people who have naturally squeaky voice but girl, you totally made that voice up!

you seriously think that by speaking rodent your cuteness level will increase up one notch? YOU'RE WRONG... i don't know about you males' preferences... but as a fellow gender mate, my advise to you, mozzie girl: LOSE THAT SQUEAK or LOSE YOUR FACE (chinese direct translation).... definitely a no-brainer.

2) people who can't seem to mind their own business

four words: PAIN IN THE ASS... the reason i thought about this type of ohsofuckingannoying earthlings is because i'm currently living with a person of such.... NO, before your mind wander off to my roommate, lol, it's not her xP... it's my housemate... the guy living next door. he's actually a really nice guy. the sort of guy who won't talk to you unless necessary but still plasters this big fake smile on his face when he happens to bump into you at the living room... that kinda of nice, sweet guy... although not so handsome and swaying a little bit to the unhygienic side... STILL nice, sweet, friendly, and considerate. but WHY. WHY does he has to be such an auntie?! when my friends come over, and we gather in the living room to do our stuff... and he walks past us to get to his room, he'll STARE... AND STARE... AND STARE... at what we're doing...until he enters his room.

asdfasdfasdf, DUDE, keep your eyes to yourself! i don't know if this ever happens to you. but i have a problem with people looking at me like they're expecting something to come out of my ear the next second. hello, if you're going to stare at whatever we're doing, do it discreetly, don't just walk in slow-mo and expect us NOT to notice that you're fucking staring. grrrrr.

lol, and yesterday, Calyn and i almost fucked up our lunch by nearly burning the cabbages because we forgot to add water. HE (not you, God) walked out of his room at the exact moment when we were trying to save what's left of the soggy veggie to get water at the sink. all THREE of us huddled by the sink, us- rescue mode, him- filling up bottle... and guess what he did? HE TRIED TO PEEK... seriously what the hell man... didn't we look pathetic enough trying to savour what's left of one part of our lunch that you HAD TO SEE so badly? seriously. like, what do you have to gain from witnessing our humility...? write the incident down in your blog??.....oh shyte.

3) people who try too hard to be funny.

please. don't do it. if you can't execute a good joke in front of an audience, by all means, DON'T. during my Foundation year in University, i personally experienced being in the same class with people who can't keep their mouths shut. i, for one, won't mind it all if what slips off their tongues are somewhat intellectual and comprehensible to the human brain... not something completely RETARDED.

lecturer: hey, how did the pen end up on the floor?

some smart-alec: teacher, teacher...got ghosts ah, teacher....WHOA VERY SCARY I SO SCARE...HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.

..........AWKWARD SILENT.

that was an example of a PHAIL.....it's actually saying so much about your attitude. what kind of impression are you giving to people? that you don't think before you speak? that you don't have any sense of respect for the people around you? if you have ever spewed out such PHAIL & LAME-ASS "joke", please reflect upon yourself this instant... think of the times when you thought you said something HILARIOUS...but nobody laughed... SERIOUSLY, THINK ABOUT IT... and then feel really ashamed... teeheeteee. i would be lying if i say this has never happened to me before, so lol, yeah, i guess it happens to everybody at one point of our lives? but i think somehow most of us would outgrow this fuckery. so if you're like 36 and still making stupid awkward jokes, you need some serious bitchslapping.


i wanted to make it a TOP 5 but am too lazy to continue..... okthxbai!